ABOUT

DANI | 15 | UK

My name's Dani, and I was born at a very young age. Currently 15, currently happy.

IFSP

LANGUAGE

I speak English
Falo Portugues
Je parle Français
Hablo Español basico
Parlo un po italiano

HUFFLEPUFF HALFBLOOD

CURRENTLY

SITUATION

Exam time [waiting]
At school [summer]
Post Limit [ ]
Queue [x]

READING

Les Misérables - Victor Hugo

MUSIC


Ashes To Ashes
Deathbeds
Million Dollar Houses
Sing
Dust In The Wind

Credits

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update tab ©
ask box ©
cursor ©

achète pour un sou de paradis
buying a pennyworth of paradise
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queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

 text   queriosity 

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

 text   queriosity 

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

 text   queriosity 

caraphatash:

This movie was better than I expected 

 photo   movies   queriosity 

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

 text 

sgt-thundercunt:

carryonmy-assbutt:

brennacedria:

naturepunk:

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

image

why does that gif even exist 

For that purpose.

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

 mcu   parks   omg   text 

adventuresofcesium:

mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary

 text   queriosity 

okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

 photo   queriosity 
 photo   fave   disney   queriosity 

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

 text   queriosity 

celestial-sexhair:

utsubyo-no-kogeki:

idontbelieveinusernames:

onwards-to-fantartica:

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

I waited patiently for this post

WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

What the fuck is a butter dream

The evolution of Dan’s existencial crisis (x)

 photo   youtubers   queriosity 

felinejaye:

askthesciencebros:

And if you’re curious what Tony and Bruce are up to…

Literally reblogged for that link holy crap he’s just so enthusiastic.

 mcu   fave 

ruinedchildhood:

teacher: wheres your homework?

me: image

teacher: excuse me???

me: image

 text   about me   queriosity